Love in the fridge!
Middle aged guy dies and gets to heaven. There he meets his friend who also died recently.
"You are here?! How Come? How did you die? "
"Well, I froze to death. And you?"
"I died from laughter"
"That’s interesting. How?
"Well I got back from a business trip a day early, didn’t want to go home so I went to my lover. We were having a great time when the doorbell rang – her husband came back early. I was really scared, but she handled it perfectly. She took a trash bag, opened the door and asked him to take out the trash. Before he got back, I quietly got out. With nothing more to do I decided to go home. And what do you think – my wife opens the door with a trash bag and says: "Honey, could you take out the trash…". "Sure", I think. "I’m not that stupid." I get into the house, check the bedroom, check all the closets, turn down the whole house – nothing. Suddenly the whole situation started to seem so absurd that I started laughing and chocked to death…"
"You moron!", shouts the other guy. "Should have checked the fridge. We both could be alive now…"
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